| ranked #40 out of 61 beers |
rated 2.50 out of 5 |
total 537 votes |
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Heineken
Heineken rated as a watery, boring beer with little to offer. However, our tasters found it easy to drink!
| Origin: |
Holland |
| Alc/Vol: |
5.0% |
| Tasting Info: |
Beer tasting 1 on 04/03/2005; beer sample 9 out of 20 |
Beer test results for Heineken
In a blind test, our beer tasters came to the following conclusions:
| Appearance: |
Clear and bright, no bubbles. |
| Aroma/Bouquet: |
Fruity. |
| Taste: |
Thin to medium-bodied, bland with a short aftertaste. |
| Summary: |
Average. |
In a blind test of Heineken, our tasters commented:
“Clear lager for easy drinking. Great for a pissup.”
“Very watery. Booooring. Easy to drink but boring.”
“Easy to drink, but a bit bland and boring. A non-event.”
“I quite like this one. It’s smooth.”
August 1, 2005 @ 6:51 am
Betty said,
Only good for mixing with lemonade!
November 30, 2005 @ 3:21 am
Mat said,
best beer in the world pissed on it while i wrote this!
December 5, 2005 @ 8:05 am
HOLLAND said,
Best beer ever ! We love it!
December 8, 2005 @ 10:27 am
HÉ NEUKEN? said,
WOW when i tasted it I was over the moon of this beer taste:D
January 16, 2006 @ 7:13 am
Beerdude said,
It’s a grassy affair. Green and fresh in a way, but it has this very distinctive taste. Not a bad taste, just very distinctive, green nice grain in a […] more
February 6, 2006 @ 1:37 pm
manjo said,
A fine refreshing lager beer. Import is best.
February 19, 2006 @ 9:27 am
Phil Glew said,
Great beer, easy to drink - nice taste! A lot better than horrible Stella!
April 10, 2006 @ 7:16 pm
Erik said,
My fav.beer=)
April 12, 2006 @ 4:08 pm
Steve Loney said,
Heineken is a great brew in my opinion. While certain friends are making horrible faces because of their beer with a bitter taste, or my other friend […] more
May 18, 2006 @ 11:36 am
Troy said,
yay for this beer….my new fav drink i bought a 5 litre keg and plan on buying some more to stock up on great beer very good for a session……appea […] more
May 25, 2006 @ 5:41 am
shaun said,
I also brought one of the 5L kegs and plan to buy plenty more.
May 28, 2006 @ 2:18 am
Chris Walker said,
Heineken! what can you say its a nice beer but there are many better beers in the world! Advertising has a lot to do with its popularity!
July 20, 2006 @ 10:42 pm
freda howard said,
does heineken beer come through your pores the next days like cheap beers?
July 27, 2006 @ 9:19 pm
Justin said,
Awesome Beer…kinda taste like sprite…
August 1, 2006 @ 12:22 pm
Ruben said,
Gives a headagg after drinking a few, taste is casual, don’t like it..
August 12, 2006 @ 11:45 am
BeerMeister said,
Sure, I can understand that it is easy to drink. BUT - the aftertaste! The aftertaste really is terrible. There are far better beers.
November 15, 2006 @ 7:50 am
HeinekenMan said,
Best beer ever
January 9, 2007 @ 8:30 am
John said,
I had my first and last Heineken at a concert at the Burswood Entertainment complex. It is the worst beer I have ever tasted. Poofy foreign watery p […] more
February 2, 2007 @ 8:30 pm
Simon said,
Aussie’s locally brewed version of this does it no favours. A cold one off the tap in Holland is a very different beer.
March 22, 2007 @ 2:38 pm
sean said,
my personal favorite.i dont care what any rating says its a 10 on by scale.love the sweet skunky smell,slightly bitter hopy taste, everything. i just […] more
May 7, 2007 @ 3:04 pm
USA said,
Great taste smooth…smooth finish,love it
May 28, 2007 @ 12:43 am
john said,
have to agree with simon. u have to taste the original heineken in holland! i’m dutch and been around the world but the only thing i got out of drinki […] more
June 5, 2007 @ 2:09 am
Jason said,
Out of all the Euro beers (a lot now brewed in Oz ) it is the best…..though the original import was better.
July 4, 2007 @ 4:08 pm
BrewMaster said,
Dont like it!!!
July 6, 2007 @ 11:36 pm
Paul Spencer said,
Aweful Aftertaste. Hollandia Blows It To Smithereens
July 16, 2007 @ 11:23 am
Byron said,
Gotta love the Heiny!
July 17, 2007 @ 6:09 am
Neil said,
Use to be good i really enjoyed it then just got sick of it when i realized there was far better European beers on the market it has so gone out of fa […] more
October 30, 2007 @ 6:13 am
Davo said,
First beer i ever drank, and only beer i drank from 15 - 17, and i didnt know back then, but i do today it is the worst beer their is cant belive i […] more