ranked #19 out of 61 beers rated 2.66 out of 5 total 436 votes
James Squire Pilsener bottle

James Squire Pilsener

James Squire Pilsener smelled and tasted like rotten cabbage! Definitely not a favourite with our beer tasters.

Origin: Australia (NSW)
Alc/Vol: 5.0%
Tasting Info: Beer tasting 1 on 04/03/2005; beer sample 13 out of 20

Beer test results for James Squire Pilsener

In a blind test, our beer tasters came to the following conclusions about this pilsner:
Appearance: Clear golden bright yellow.
Aroma/Bouquet: Cooked/rotten vegetable.
Taste: Carbonated cabbage.
Summary: Not recommended.

In a blind test of James Squire Pilsener, our tasters commented:

“What is this… this smells like dog p…! I just can’t get past the stale smell to taste this one… too skunky.”
“What a bad smell. Not so bad to drink though…”
“Wow, this one really smells off. Rotten cabbage all the way!”
“A flat beer that smells of cooked vegetables.”
“This is paint-thinner. It’s sour and bitter and it’s got too much carbonation. Faulty, as far as I am concerned.”

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12 Comments

  1. June 12, 2006 @ 1:29 am

    Jon said,

    I have read many of your beer reviews on this site and I’ve come to the conclusion that none of you actually enjoy beer. The question then should be a […] more

  2. June 12, 2006 @ 1:56 am

    Clay said,

    I can’t believe you guys have rated this beer so low. Did any of you get the citrus/floral tones from the Saaz hops? Pilsener Urquell is the ‘type’ pi […] more

  3. August 26, 2006 @ 4:49 am

    Pete said,

    Well said Jon, it seems the ‘tasters’ have no taste!

  4. November 16, 2006 @ 8:09 pm

    Doug said,

    rated 2 out of 5

    more in the style of malt shovel than in the style of a pilsener

  5. February 21, 2007 @ 9:00 pm

    frank said,

    this is a great beer your all mad!

  6. June 30, 2007 @ 7:15 am

    Tim Gallard said,

    A best beer in Australia award and you guys knock it - all hail to the man who reintroduced great flavour back to Australian Beer - Chuck Hahn (an Ame […] more

  7. August 1, 2007 @ 3:23 am

    T Bakes No Mistakes said,

    rated 4 out of 5

    this is a quality beer

  8. December 16, 2007 @ 3:07 pm

    17a1b1665941d896fd3e said,

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  9. February 28, 2008 @ 9:29 pm

    Allan said,

    While this is not the best Australian Pilsner, and not the best beer in the squire range…. It certainly isn’t “faulty” or as bad as the “tasters” […] more

  10. March 12, 2008 @ 8:15 am

    Serif said,

    Sounds like the testers had a bad batch to me. It does happen. Like you said Doug, more malt shovel than pilsener. But that’s not a bad thing. What wo […] more

  11. June 14, 2008 @ 2:33 am

    vx255 said,

    rated 4 out of 5

    To the taste testers of this product, go back to XXXX, you honestly have no sense of taste or smell. JS Pilsner is not a superb beer (in my opinion), […] more

  12. August 29, 2008 @ 12:25 am

    Ashe said,

    Jon, there is no authority on taste - it is purely in the eye (or palate) of the beholder. Sure there are people who make it there business to spi […] more

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