ranked #55 out of 61 beers rated 2.36 out of 5 total 751 votes
Emu Export

Emu Export

A cidery, salty affair, Emu Export put our beer tasters off with its fishy, cabbage-like smell. Overall, a flat and disappointing beer.

Origin: Australia (WA)
Alc/Vol: 4.9%
Tasting Info: Beer tasting 2 on 03/06/2005; beer sample 8 out of 20

Beer test results for Emu Export

In a blind test, our beer tasters came to the following conclusions:
Appearance: Sparkling bright and pale in colour.
Aroma/Bouquet: Fishy, cabbage-like smell.
Taste: Cidery, salty taste with a grapefruity aftertaste. Lacks carbonation.
Summary: Not recommended.

In a blind test of Emu Export , our tasters commented:

“Another boring, slightly bitter, smelly, pissy lager. Not really acceptable. Has a slightly pungent aftertaste.”
“Bit of an off/odd aftertaste. Tastes kinda acidic.”
“Got nothing to say on this one.”
“Fishy smell, salty taste, sour aftertaste. Brrrr!”

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31 Comments

  1. March 17, 2006 @ 1:07 am

    Roger said,

    I can’t understand your ranking. How can Emu Export Lager be rated 5 out of 61 when all the above comments are bad and summary - “not recommended”? […] more

  2. November 27, 2006 @ 7:31 pm

    Brenton said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    the nectar of the gods…the way of the pilbara western australia!!! Hot or cold!!

  3. February 2, 2007 @ 5:14 am

    adam esposito said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    Best beer ever made!

  4. February 27, 2007 @ 6:34 pm

    jacquie said,

    ive never heard of the beer till 2day.. lol so is it good or bad tasting tell us all. im searching for a tafe assiament on difer beer so anything u gu […] more

  5. May 23, 2007 @ 5:37 pm

    Michael said,

    rated 1 out of 5

    Well, if you want a GOOD Aussie bitter, try Fosters Special Bitter. This EMU beer tastes like they let it’s namesake piss in the brewing kettle.

  6. May 25, 2007 @ 5:50 am

    Glenn said,

    your only a true aussis male if you drink bush chook… great tasting beer for half the price of any other!

  7. May 28, 2007 @ 10:37 pm

    John said,

    Not a bad drink if you extract the alcohol from it and place it in a corona!

  8. June 2, 2007 @ 12:02 am

    michael said,

    Mothers Milk, i’d have to say its my favourate beer

  9. June 25, 2007 @ 12:01 am

    davo said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    awsome drop, love it, best beer! Get out there lads and get as much of this brew as possible

  10. July 26, 2007 @ 8:52 am

    luca said,

    Emu Export= Domestic violence in a can.

  11. August 1, 2007 @ 3:15 am

    T Bakes No Mistakes said,

    rated 4 out of 5

    not perfect, but its pretty bloody close, when u can get 30 cans for 30 dollars. The shindizzle

  12. August 10, 2007 @ 6:06 am

    Gosaten said,

    Shindizzle indeed my friend.

  13. September 2, 2007 @ 3:33 am

    Aaran said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    This is honestly a great beer… takes a few cans to get used to the taste if you often drink the more expensive beers.

  14. October 15, 2007 @ 2:54 am

    Taylor said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    greatest aussie beer, cant get enough of it, goes well with any meal/night out. ..corona? id rather drink water, and inject myself with alcohol, same […] more

  15. November 6, 2007 @ 7:20 am

    Jon said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    Coronas and Fosters!?! are you nuts? Any beer you have to put lemon into to drink isn’t worth drinking and Fosters is for Englishmen trying to be Auss […] more

  16. November 6, 2007 @ 8:12 am

    Scott said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    Mothers milk. It is a quality beer, export quality in fact. I hear they export it to Mexico where they drink it with a slice of lime, magnificent!

  17. November 18, 2007 @ 10:53 pm

    Brian Purdue said,

    Spoiled by too much preservative!

  18. November 27, 2007 @ 1:05 am

    josh said,

    its only time before beer is spealt in different languages on each vessel of cold joy

  19. November 28, 2007 @ 6:23 am

    Dingo Dave said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    nothin like slammin a cold down your talk hole

  20. December 5, 2007 @ 3:09 am

    ladzylad said,

    red can this stuff is like liquid gold haha. Its cheap to!!! how much more can u ask for.

  21. December 30, 2007 @ 9:44 pm

    marc amato said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    yea boi heres to sexport west aussies finest produce since justin franga

  22. January 11, 2008 @ 12:06 am

    Lukey J said,

    Red can will not die out like Swan Gold. Its perfect Kimberly cool and goes down niiice. its a beer what doesnt taste like water after 12. The true WA […] more

  23. January 18, 2008 @ 5:17 am

    Mark said,

    Good to see there are still some real men left. Go the mighty Export.

  24. January 24, 2008 @ 5:09 am

    jay said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    one of the best brews out there, cant go wrong with 30 cans for $29.95, like a muslim on heat.

  25. February 7, 2008 @ 12:24 am

    Wraggot said,

    Kimberley cool, boy.

  26. February 14, 2008 @ 2:19 am

    pigdog said,

    export is the true western australian way

  27. May 19, 2008 @ 11:53 pm

    Blinky said,

    Best beer on the market. Cant get enough of it. Though usually leads me to a botle of Bundy

  28. May 26, 2008 @ 8:48 am

    Elle said,

    rated 5 out of 5

    I dont understand how people can not like the taste of this beer and say Its a wife beater drink. I think Its good and even better cheap :)

  29. August 2, 2008 @ 5:49 pm

    directory said,

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  30. August 9, 2008 @ 1:02 am

    kaneo said,

    the best thing since sliced bread and so many of the boys drink are on it

  31. October 21, 2008 @ 10:22 pm

    Kymmie said,

    Emu Export is a fine Red!! We drink nothing else in my hometown! It’s the beer of the true West Aussies!

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